Serious tech for kawaii fun

Pet Names vs. Level of Friendship

No name: You are an acquaintance and I can't remember your name cause sorry, I'm bad with names
Your name: You are a friend
Dude: You are a very good friend
You little shit: You are my best friend and I will love you fiercely till the end of time

erinthesails:

I found the cutest pillow ever at the Tokyo Style store, it was so ridiculous and I was actually very tempted to buy it

Id love you this pillow perfectly captures my every essence

sleiin:

im bleeding out
so if the last thing that i do
is to bring you down
ill bleed out for you

cant believe i havent drawn doomed!dave yet considering how much i like drawing bloody characters

Bioshock; His Reward by Mochamura on DeviantArt

Bioshock; His Reward by Mochamura on DeviantArt

haerodiel:

fuckyeahtf2:

Some helpful hints and tips sprays courtesy of AmazingKai on Reddit.

Interested in making your own? Here’s what the template looks like, and here’s a download for the template itself.

A PSA to every TF2 player ever.

foreveralone-lyguy:

troix:

foreveralone-lyguy:

internetexplorers:

change the world today by doing a thing

How much thing?

like 8 thing

That’s too much thing

goodmorningvelma:

#i talk a lot about characters i ”identify with” but really aren’t we all just lemongrab

slydig:

i think its time to bring back skull trumpet

Look here you little shit everyone knows bears will never be as cool as foxs so you might as well go drown your self

Anonymous

I had a fucking fox for dinner I live in the fucking water so you wanna go?stry saying that to my face

ur rlly just a bear in disguise dont u dare lie to all these ppl u peace of shit

Anonymous

Actual photo of me

1,604,477 plays

eleanor-rossby:

annieisapineapple:

ultimiavlad:

egbertdork:

paarfekt:

stupidphresh:

donafuckingtelli:

raging-raichel:

bonbuns:

lunaticbone:

impercussis:

amixedreality:

divinebrohoodofbuttz:

I can’t even pretend like I can listen to this without laughing.

OMYGOD

OH MY GOD I CHOKED

…

whAT IS THIS IM CRYAING

This is the theme song to my life.

A for effort

i know i just reblogged this, but i had to again….IT GENIUS

OMFG NOT AGAIN MY EVERYTHING HURTS

hi this is me reincarnated into song form

THE SONG OF MY PEOPLE.

Ladies and gentlemen, the Tumblr theme tune.

this will be the music of my funeral

What are your headcanons about me?

secretlymartinfreeman:

askboxmemes:

Just curious.

This sounds really fucking awesome.

Guys make headcanons about me.

life-writer:

a jade

bettycrockerofficial:

I’m looking at Mortis Ghost’s FAQ and I’m laughing because it starts off with normal questions (like “What was your inspiration for OFF?” and “Will there be a sequel?”) then the rest are just questions about his boat.